- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the deal with airline food?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Lil Wayne

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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