What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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im black

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Anti Joke

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