What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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