- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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