If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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