Yo mamas so fat

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Joay impistato is a fig

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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