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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A Frenchman stays and fights

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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