there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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