If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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