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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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