Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Gay's rights

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Women.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

poop is very very yummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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