- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Twenty-Four

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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