- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your father died

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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