How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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An asian without a future.

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Dislike this

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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