what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I had sex. Just kidding.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What did the clock say? The time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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