- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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