How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

what do u call a black man a black man

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

poop is very very yummy.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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