What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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vbh

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Hi my name is Jim

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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