Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Gay's rights

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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