- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Gay's rights

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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