Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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i have yougurt with tractor

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Anti Joke

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