pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

i like turtals and kids

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

God bless America, and no where else.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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