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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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