blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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