- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 2+2? 4!

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

rose are red violets should be purple

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

gay marriage.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

I am a nigger.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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