Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Iggy Azalea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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