How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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