- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Cold camel scrotum.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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