What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's up brah brah

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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