How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Anagram.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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hey

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Women.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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hi

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