Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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