- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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