- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

How many cows say moo? All of them

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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