- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

My name is Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Girls Basketball.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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