- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Scientology.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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