obama's promises

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Scientology.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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read this

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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*insert joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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