What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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