- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

2 women were sitting quietly

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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