- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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