- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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