A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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