- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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