What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Neither does he.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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