What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Stop being a centipede

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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