An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Dislike this

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Woman.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Penis penis poop butt

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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