What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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