WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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School

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