Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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I'm taken

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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