What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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