Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Reverse psychology never fails.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Poop

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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