Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Women's sports.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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