Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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