Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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