What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

My phone rang. So I answered it.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

ecks! why zee?

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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