Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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womens rights

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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