Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the jew die Really...

Knock Knock.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Okay, one second.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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