Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Justin Beiber

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Anti Joke

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