- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

I saw a poor man named rich

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Your mom.

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