Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Garry Glitters on here

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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