What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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for keeps?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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