- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

im black

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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