Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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