- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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1 Jew XD

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Drunk irish man

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