If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Gay's rights

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Leave her alone...

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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