- Anti Joke

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what time is it? 3:16

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.