Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Yes.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Women's rights.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

T-Dog scare me

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