- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Japan called... They need help.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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