- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

No. Yes.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

THE GAME

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why? Because!

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

I am a n1gger.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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