- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

general tso's broccoli

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Does this napkin chloroform?

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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