What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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An asian without a future.

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Anti Joke

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