Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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poo is yummy

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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