- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A baby gets hit by a bus.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

my friend is gay hes gay

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What is 2+2? 4!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

black guy graduating high school

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