Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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