how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Soccer...

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Unnnnnnnn

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Drunk irish man

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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