What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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