- Anti Joke

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.