Guess what? No.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Hi

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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bitches be crafty.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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