What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Cancer.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

I like hats XD!

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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