Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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