- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Knock knock, Come in...

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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