- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

my friend is gay hes gay

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

I Have a Black Friend

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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