what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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