- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Women's Rights.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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