What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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