Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Pickles

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How old is victor? Old

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Anti Joke

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