- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

your father died

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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