- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

women's rights

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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