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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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