Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

My life :(

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What is 2+2? 4!

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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