knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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