- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Knock knock --Come in.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

You have cancer

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

she wasn't 18

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