What's wrong with woman Everything

why did matt die? He had cancer

Your mums a penis joke.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Hi? No!!!!!

Jerry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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