How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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