- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

guess what? chicken butt.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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