- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Your mother is a man.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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