If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Gianni

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Michael Brown

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What just hit my face? The floor

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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