how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Gay's rights

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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