Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Matty B

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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