Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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I pooped my pants

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You're Adopted.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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