What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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pickle juice?

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Penis

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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knock knock come in

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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