- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Matt is not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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