Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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