Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Spell: “This word”

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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