- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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