- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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