What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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The WNBA

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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69

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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That's not what she said.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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