- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

The cow went moo

Comedy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Fox News.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Hi Shelby!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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